He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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