ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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