I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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