Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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