So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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