Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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