I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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