At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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