Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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