no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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