Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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