I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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