i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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