Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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