yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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