it wasn't lemon gatorade
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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