For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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