i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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