I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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