There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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