Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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