When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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