I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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