What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was like eating out sand paper
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
