the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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