My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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