Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
birth control should be required to get into college
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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