Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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