Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
