yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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