it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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