her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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