How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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