Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
