Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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