she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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