I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I need water and some morals
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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