Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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