Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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