No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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