I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
