that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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