i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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