At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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