this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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