Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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