Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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