You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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