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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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