Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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