You work out of a Hotel?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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