Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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